meme: texts from the last night v.2

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Text From Last Night, Aldrip version!

- this meme is open to everyone who's interested in the game and wanting to see how their character would mingle with the current cast.
- while these threads can count as in-game canon (with mutual agreement between parties) they will not be counted for ac!
- have fun <3

Comments

ellie williams | the last of us (part one)

[giraffic]

1. we have a bucket list tonight. not done yet. gotta climb a building.
2. at some point I am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! you in?". just go with it.
3. hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. like now.
4. It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. It was magical.

vi | arcane 2 nsfw 3 sfw lmfao

[grappler]

1. Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
2. If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
3. AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN

Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
4. please don't ironically join a cult
5. i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing

5

[invinciblemikey]

please. its been on the brink of collapse for ages

3

[giraffic]

it was pretty fucking awesome, actually

you just chucked it right in, roared and everything

1

[goldwraith]

Jayce will be -overjoyed- to hear of all the new purposes you found out.

5

[opheliac]

good. stay away from it. if fatcake isnt going to monitor ur drinking habits, then i will.

actually, i think im going to the lupin later and lock up all the alcohol, and only let ur staff have the combination to the safe.

Clark Kent (Superman) | My Adventures with Superman

[anormalman]

1. You gave them that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".

2. I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before.

3. There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.

4. I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You definitely put up a struggle.

5. [Text him!]

3

[giraffic]

i don't know, that sounds pretty damn good right now

maybe we're perfecting forces

"mikey" / tokyo revengers dont at me

[invinciblemikey]

i. i love 4am trips to the ER i feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
ii. booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
iii. he has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. naked. for three days. how am i ever going to leave????

1

[giraffic]

okay, there's gotta be a super cool story behind this

i

[izanagis]

Just to reiterate: you do not get bonus points for not dying.

iii;

[laserguy]

too much information, dude.

also you're definitely going to throw up later.

JINX

[opheliac]

a. ok, i have to make a decision between tying someone with a brick and have them sink to the bottom of the ocean OR hanging them upside from a ceiling fan with a bomb strapped to their chest. which is better?

b. fiiiine, i get it. "jinx don't stick hidden landmines around the city center so it'll shoot out glue and feathers". but do have to make a big stink about it? aren't we aaallll just a bunch of chickens to the big wigs? we might as well look the part.

c. listen, listen, listen. if u want to get anyone's attention, all u gotta do is spread a little bit of V I O L E N C E. especially if its a guy. dudes dig that. if u need extra help, ask my big sis to give u a fat hand. because vi? stands for violence.

d. ure running late? well, dont ACTUALLY run, stupid!! u might go into shock.

e. sleeping in bed with me is a biiiiiig risk these days, buddy. especially when i tend to sleepwalk with knives. or a pistol. depending on what weapon of choice my dream self is in the mood for.

f. staples and glue
cause if anyone knew
what would i do
my colors too true
the saturating is detonating
the life that i knew
theres safety in blue
but im the new hue
that i didnt choose
feelings are throwing a coup, oooo yea!!

g. (TEXT HER)

c

[giraffic]

1. absolutely, vi seems like she'd be awesome backup in a fight
2. she's your sister???

Morph | X-Men '97 | some nsfw

[mightymorphin]

1. I could stand outside his window with a boombox. you know how many boomboxes are in this mansion?? there's gotta be at least thirty.
2. not wearing clothes is a technicality for me. I'm Schrodinger's nudist!
3. you don't know what stink is until your fur-covered buddies get an intense workout in. it's like wet dog mixed with gym socks.
4. she shouted out halfway through the fight "that costume does nothing to hide your cock!" and that's just one reason not to let bystanders hang around.

[nuraridouman]

DONT'T

YOU

DARE!!!!!

And I told you those costumes of yours are full-body underwear.

Richard Plantagenet / Requiem of the Rose King

[traumaticus]

1. i doubt two girls and one cup is a bible reference.
2. moral of the story: i will stab everyone.
3. what do you mean 'the crown is evil '?
4. this is a last time i carry you out of a forest.
5. you like me for my personality? somehow i have hard time believing that.
6. txt him

1

[nuraridouman]

That depends. Is it a giant Martini glass?

Goro Akechi | p5r

[murderingjustice]

1. And then she tried to convince me that biting people is local way of greeting newcomers.
2. I'm not sorry for yelling at you.
3. First base is Stabbing.
4. Oh. I don't know. Have you tried to set yourself on fire today?
5. I knew he was the one when I saw him punching the lights out of his therapist.
6. Txt him!!

2

[whatsamada]

...Over a piece of cake?

yu narukami | persona 4

[izanagis]

01. Recap time. Do you remember biting that girl's hand?

02. I'd like you to figure out where you are. You will receive food if you succeed.

03. You were congratulating yourself on not falling down the stairs, and then you walked into a wall.

04. Please repeat: did you just say you cockblocked a squirrel

05. Like...you know, "nyah"

06. When you find the cat at a party, you have to hang out with it. I don't make the rules.

07. Disregard the shoes in the freezer, please.

08. text him!

3

[invinciblemikey]

that explains the bruise

link | tears of the kingdom

[skyglider]

01. [Accompanying a photo of a mushroom:] Mushroom.

02. I'd like to apologize to your dog for eating all of its treats.

03. I have shoes on. No pants. My pockets are full of grass. Good night.

04. No idea where I am, but the view is good.

05. On top of a mountain, apparently. I cannot precisely say how I got here.

06. Hello. I seem to be wearing your dress,

07. text him!

6

[multidisciplinary]

Again? Link, if you would like your own dress, you know where Cece lives.

[ And then, several seconds later, another message arrives. ]

How does it look on you?

Fandaniel | Final Fantasy XIV

[endcaller]

1. All I said was "orbital laser" and they forced me out of the room.

2. Do you suppose the AI knows what we dream about?

3. Had I a gil for every man who has questioned his sexuality because of me, I'd be living a comfortable life.

4. Not to alarm anyone, but I seem to have misplaced a minotaur.

5. Ah, yes, the fire... I'm sorry about the fire. I was too inebriated to do science, apparently.

6. Hello! This is Fandaniel. I felt you should know I have your contact information and fully intend to make your life slightly more irritating because of it.

7. I am completely wretched but perhaps not as wretched as you keep saying. I happen to enjoy performing vivisections and I enjoy Blackbelly Whiskey. Together it looks bad, yes.

8. I need to test this mind-jack technology. I require two people I can place in each other's bodies. Any recommendations?

9. All I remember about walking back home was throwing a fireball at my shadow. Upon reflection, I recalled that I do not HAVE a shadow. Who did I attack?

10. I'm going to genetically engineer manatees to be the size of goldfish so I can have one in my fishbowl.

Nurarihyon (Ashiya Douman) | A Terrified Teacher At Ghoul School

[nuraridouman]

1. I have a feeling you're full of trouble. Consider me intrigued.

2. But seriously, more people ought to sell their 'troubles' to the circus. [sent 5 minutes after prompt 1]

3. Sorry I locked you out of your bedroom.

4. I started with the high heels out of pettiness and kept going because they are perfect for stepping on people. Why do you ask?

5. Please come and pick your Noble up. He's stuck on the roof and crying again.

6. When I say "I'm old" I mean that I have tons of experience and zero fucks left preventing me from using it.

6.

[sinningtree]

you don't truly think you're the only one?

Mel Medarda / arcane

[goldwraith]

1. He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle.

2. He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his room.

3. I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.

4. But I don't want to be a stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence. Why am I always the stable one?

warrior of light (viktor) . ffxiv

[clutterbitch]

01. now is he your soulmate in truth, or is he just tall and sad?

02. blamkents.

03. i am HARDLY drunk enough to be having this conversation right now. insert whiskey to continue, hero.

04. heard you spent forty minutes chatting up an empty suit of armor. how'd that go?

05. question. genuine. important. time sensitive.
how long must i allow a man to cry in front of me before it is no longer rude to take a bite of my corn dog?

06. steal a chocobo??

1

[traumaticus]

absolutely the latter.

Scott Summers | XMCU

[laserguy]

1. y/n the universe is giving me a sign when every red head girl i date dies.

2. i forgot how many milkshakes i used to have. maybe teenage me was onto something.

3. if you need me, i'll be face down on the ground.

4. what do you do if you're suddenly seven years older than all your friends???

5. you know. aliens actually do suck.

[The other Scott canon update where he's now 25 years old-- also, please consider all interactions with him non-canon, thank you!]

1

[orphne]

Have you dated anyone who's not a redhead??? (￣ω￣;)

Echo | Pandora Hearts

[individualized]

1. Is it better or worse if I just imagine slicing them up?
2. All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
3. He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
4. I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
5. [text her, hopefully you'll get more than "Read 3:50 PM" back.]

4.

[sinningtree]

that can be an adjustment, if you're not used to it.

Hiei | Yu Yu Hakusho | Likely sourced from unhinged cast group chats | some nsfw

[jaganshi]

O1. Employee was shuffling through my bag, calling out each item I ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with “guy, don’t worry, I’ll eat anything.”

O2. The ticket read “Found nude in a tree”

O3. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I’ll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.

O4. I’m gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

O5. Just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score.

O6. Text him

03 - I had to

[thenicerone]

...

That's rather scary.