expiationmeme | meme: texts from the last night v.2

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meme: texts from the last night v.2

- this meme is open to everyone who's interested in the game and wanting to see how their character would mingle with the current cast.
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1. we have a bucket list tonight. not done yet. gotta climb a building.
2. at some point I am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! you in?". just go with it.
3. hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. like now.
4. It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. It was magical.

1. Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
2. If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
3. AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN

Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
4. please don't ironically join a cult
5. i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing

1. You gave them that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".

2. I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before.

3. There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.

4. I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You definitely put up a struggle.

5. [Text him!]

i. i love 4am trips to the ER i feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
ii. booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
iii. he has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. naked. for three days. how am i ever going to leave????

please. its been on the brink of collapse for ages

a. ok, i have to make a decision between tying someone with a brick and have them sink to the bottom of the ocean OR hanging them upside from a ceiling fan with a bomb strapped to their chest. which is better?

b. fiiiine, i get it. "jinx don't stick hidden landmines around the city center so it'll shoot out glue and feathers". but do have to make a big stink about it? aren't we aaallll just a bunch of chickens to the big wigs? we might as well look the part.

c. listen, listen, listen. if u want to get anyone's attention, all u gotta do is spread a little bit of V I O L E N C E. especially if its a guy. dudes dig that. if u need extra help, ask my big sis to give u a fat hand. because vi? stands for violence.

d. ure running late? well, dont ACTUALLY run, stupid!! u might go into shock.

e. sleeping in bed with me is a biiiiiig risk these days, buddy. especially when i tend to sleepwalk with knives. or a pistol. depending on what weapon of choice my dream self is in the mood for.

f. staples and glue
cause if anyone knew
what would i do
my colors too true
the saturating is detonating
the life that i knew
theres safety in blue
but im the new hue
that i didnt choose
feelings are throwing a coup, oooo yea!!

g. (TEXT HER)

Edited 2025-02-26 04:11 (UTC)

1. absolutely, vi seems like she'd be awesome backup in a fight
2. she's your sister???

it was pretty fucking awesome, actually

you just chucked it right in, roared and everything

i don't know, that sounds pretty damn good right now

maybe we're perfecting forces

1. backup? oh no, no, no. vi is waaaaaaaay too good for standby. shes gotta be in the front line. no exceptions.

2. yep! my big sister. so u met her, huh? what do u think of her?

okay, there's gotta be a super cool story behind this

i bet she could punch straight through a clicker's head.

she's awesome. she's been teaching me more about fighting with your fists instead of guns. most adults suck but she's cool as fuck.

Edited 2025-02-26 04:44 (UTC)

ha ha yea. shes really badass, even on her sloppy days.

So she's got the fists, and you said before you do bombs, right? Sounds like together you're ready for anything. It's cool you can be here together.

a poet? you? i had no clue!

I could stand outside his window with a boombox. you know how many boomboxes are in this mansion?? there's gotta be at least thirty.
not wearing clothes is a technicality for me. I'm Schrodinger's nudist!
you don't know what stink is until your fur-covered buddies get an intense workout in. it's like wet dog mixed with gym socks.
she shouted out halfway through the fight "that costume does nothing to hide your cock!" and that's just one reason not to let bystanders hang around. 

honestly? i think it's made of steel.

you'd probably roar too if you threw a couch into a pool.

makes you kinda feel invincible.

1. i doubt two girls and one cup is a bible reference.
2. moral of the story: i will stab everyone.
3. what do you mean 'the crown is evil '?
4. this is a last time i carry you out of a forest.
5. you like me for my personality? somehow i have hard time believing that.
6. txt him

1. And then she tried to convince me that biting people is local way of greeting newcomers.
2. I'm not sorry for yelling at you.
3. First base is Stabbing.
4. Oh. I don't know. Have you tried to set yourself on fire today?
5. I knew he was the one when I saw him punching the lights out of his therapist.
6. Txt him!!

...Over a piece of cake?

01. Recap time. Do you remember biting that girl's hand?

02. I'd like you to figure out where you are. You will receive food if you succeed.

03. You were congratulating yourself on not falling down the stairs, and then you walked into a wall.

04. Please repeat: did you just say you cockblocked a squirrel

05. Like...you know, "nyah"

06. When you find the cat at a party, you have to hang out with it. I don't make the rules.

07. Disregard the shoes in the freezer, please.

08. text him!

01. [Accompanying a photo of a mushroom:] Mushroom.

02. I'd like to apologize to your dog for eating all of its treats.

03. I have shoes on. No pants. My pockets are full of grass. Good night.

04. No idea where I am, but the view is good.

05. On top of a mountain, apparently. I cannot precisely say how I got here.

06. Hello. I seem to be wearing your dress,

07. text him!

I'm not sure where you'd even go from there. Except the hospital, maybe.

Just to reiterate: you do not get bonus points for not dying.

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meme: texts from the last night v.2

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vi | arcane 2 nsfw 3 sfw lmfao

Clark Kent (Superman) | My Adventures with Superman

"mikey" / tokyo revengers dont at me

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Morph | X-Men '97 | some nsfw

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Richard Plantagenet / Requiem of the Rose King

Goro Akechi | p5r

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yu narukami | persona 4

link | tears of the kingdom

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