meme: texts from the last night v.2

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Text From Last Night, Aldrip version!

- this meme is open to everyone who's interested in the game and wanting to see how their character would mingle with the current cast.
- while these threads can count as in-game canon (with mutual agreement between parties) they will not be counted for ac!
- have fun <3

Comments

Fandaniel | Final Fantasy XIV

[endcaller]

1. All I said was "orbital laser" and they forced me out of the room.

2. Do you suppose the AI knows what we dream about?

3. Had I a gil for every man who has questioned his sexuality because of me, I'd be living a comfortable life.

4. Not to alarm anyone, but I seem to have misplaced a minotaur.

5. Ah, yes, the fire... I'm sorry about the fire. I was too inebriated to do science, apparently.

6. Hello! This is Fandaniel. I felt you should know I have your contact information and fully intend to make your life slightly more irritating because of it.

7. I am completely wretched but perhaps not as wretched as you keep saying. I happen to enjoy performing vivisections and I enjoy Blackbelly Whiskey. Together it looks bad, yes.

8. I need to test this mind-jack technology. I require two people I can place in each other's bodies. Any recommendations?

9. All I remember about walking back home was throwing a fireball at my shadow. Upon reflection, I recalled that I do not HAVE a shadow. Who did I attack?

10. I'm going to genetically engineer manatees to be the size of goldfish so I can have one in my fishbowl.