meme: texts from the last night v.2

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Text From Last Night, Aldrip version!

- this meme is open to everyone who's interested in the game and wanting to see how their character would mingle with the current cast.
- while these threads can count as in-game canon (with mutual agreement between parties) they will not be counted for ac!
- have fun <3

Comments

Hiei | Yu Yu Hakusho | Likely sourced from unhinged cast group chats | some nsfw

[jaganshi]

O1. Employee was shuffling through my bag, calling out each item I ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with “guy, don’t worry, I’ll eat anything.”

O2. The ticket read “Found nude in a tree”

O3. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I’ll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.

O4. I’m gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

O5. Just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score.

O6. Text him

03 - I had to

[thenicerone]

...

That's rather scary.

[jaganshi]

I didn't mean to send that to you....

[thenicerone]

Even so, it's still kind of scary you would do that.

[jaganshi]

I have done worse, Yukina. That is practically tame.

[thenicerone]

Even so...

Please don't do anything terrible.

[jaganshi]

I don't know that I can guarantee that....

[thenicerone]

I promise that I can take care of myself.

[jaganshi]

So you tell me, however I would feel more comfortable with others around just in case.

[thenicerone]

...

Don't worry, I'll let you or the others know should I ever need your help. I don't want to upset you or the others.

[jaganshi]

It's not me that I am concerned about.

[thenicerone]

...

I promise that I'll be okay.

5.

[sinningtree]

what, exactly, is that supposed to mean?

[jaganshi]

... Just because they have a boy/girlfriend doesn't mean you can't try it anyway...

[sinningtree]

and where did you get that idea?

[...]

more importantly, why are you sending it to me?

[jaganshi]

Why is this turning in to an interrogation?

It wasn't meant for you..

[sinningtree]

not every question is an interrogation.

Though now I'm curious who this advice was meant for.

[jaganshi]

No one notable for you, I think.

[sinningtree]

[Hiei, this place has a population of like 100.]

regardless, I wouldn't suggest doing anything that might end someone else's relationship. Unless you'd like to deal with the fallout of those actions.

[jaganshi]

What do I care about that?

Humans are far too uptight about all of it anyway.

[sinningtree]

yes, and you're immune, I'm sure.

[jaganshi]

To what, exactly?

It isn't like I'm here persuing anything with them.

[sinningtree]

Perhaps not, but have you considered someone having that approach towards a person who makes Yukina happy?

[just blatantly ignoring any other way this could be taken. It's fine.]

[jaganshi]

.. Stop weaponizing her. This is getting to be old hat for you.

[sinningtree]

Have you gotten me confused with the simulation, Hiei?

[The reason they're here isn't his doing, and he's only brought her up when it was literally about her previously. It's not his fault if it's getting old.]