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[baldrshand]

IC testimonials!

HOW TO PLAY:

STEP ONE: Post a top-level for your character!
STEP TWO: Tag around and provide IC testimonials to other characters! Feel free to sign them as ~anonymous~ or not, in the case that your character doesn't want to own up to their Shakespearean description of "a grade-A dick" or "MILF MILF MILF".
STEP THREE: HAVE FUN!!!
BONUS: Bonus points if you can link to actual IC gossip that your characters have been doing about others -- we all know it's out there!

Comments

Sigma

[ticket218]

cw drugs

[(Anonymous)]

veeeeeeeeeery cute, grumpy, has horrible taste in men. could have a better haircut, but it somehow fits. i will drug you

you need 12 breaks and a half!

[ticket218]

Oh no you will not.

[(Anonymous)]

the stick in ur butt is not something i can compensate........................... im sorry sig....................................................... i am not THAT big

[ticket218]

I don't think not wanting to be drugged is evidence of a stick up my ass. In fact it's something quite normal.

[(Anonymous)]

everything else is due toooooooooooooo..............

[ticket218]

What, everything else you listed?

Well I was born with this haircut, for one.

[nullificates]

you could go along with me at least 5% more.

[ticket218]

I am not yes-anding you on that.

[nullificates]

on anything at all!!!

see, im not big enough to trade places with the stick...

[ticket218]

[ /// ]

Oh stop it, there is no stick!

[nullificates]

prove it.

[ticket218]

The burden of proof is on you.

[(Anonymous)]

He's such a fast little learner. Everyone please clap.

[ticket218]

This isn't cute.

[(Anonymous)]

and so easily stired up as you can see! Um, actually, it hurts my feelings when you say things that are totally so true so could you please refrain?

[ticket218]

I'm not sure if I believe your feelings are actually hurt, here.

[(Anonymous)]

Correct! I lied to you in that last reply.

[ticket218]

Then you're starting to become predictable.

[(Anonymous)]

...

[quizpersona]

[ or you're starting to know him too well now?! ]

I'm moving out.

[ticket218]

Wh--it's your place!

[quizpersona]

Uh huh and how long have you been living there as well? Count it out on your fingers now.

[ticket218]

[ He's a big boy and doesn't need to, thank you very much!! ]

About six months.

[quizpersona]

Thaaaaat's right! and that means?! That means it's also yours. WOW. Congratulations!