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He's such a fast little learner. Everyone please clap.

This isn't cute.

and so easily stired up as you can see! Um, actually, it hurts my feelings when you say things that are totally so true so could you please refrain?

I'm not sure if I believe your feelings are actually hurt, here.

Correct! I lied to you in that last reply.

Then you're starting to become predictable.

...

[ or you're starting to know him too well now?! ]

I'm moving out.

Wh--it's your place!

Uh huh and how long have you been living there as well? Count it out on your fingers now.

[ He's a big boy and doesn't need to, thank you very much!! ]

About six months.

Thaaaaat's right! and that means?! That means it's also yours. WOW. Congratulations!

Wait, is that how it works?

Are you able to convince me that isn't how it works?

[ Opens mouth.

Closes. ]

...Well, if they won't tell us something as important as the criminal code, I doubt they'll tell us any housing laws.

Which means aaany pre-existing law from anywhere at all could apply! So c'mon Sig, think about your squatter's rights.

I still think moving out is an overreaction.

Maybe I'll reconsider it if I hear a pretty please~~~ Don't leave me Gogol~~~

[ His pride is fighting so hard for a second, there, ]

[ And then, a little too perfectly like a bashful puppy, ]

You already know I don't want you to leave.

Aha! HAha~~~ It seems like you know exactly how to beg.

[ Oh, no. Wait, this is backfiring. ]

Since that's a reasonable request I guess I'll stay.

I wouldn't call that "begging."

[ Right back to his usual self. ]

But thank you for the generosity nonetheless, Gogol.

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