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[baldrshand]

IC testimonials!

HOW TO PLAY:

STEP ONE: Post a top-level for your character!
STEP TWO: Tag around and provide IC testimonials to other characters! Feel free to sign them as ~anonymous~ or not, in the case that your character doesn't want to own up to their Shakespearean description of "a grade-A dick" or "MILF MILF MILF".
STEP THREE: HAVE FUN!!!
BONUS: Bonus points if you can link to actual IC gossip that your characters have been doing about others -- we all know it's out there!

Comments

[nullificates]

the stick grew 1 cm.

[ticket218]

[ HUFF ]

Now you're the one not playing along.

[nullificates]

were you flirting

WAS THIS FLIRTING? THE STICK DIMINISHES!!!

[ticket218]

Is it really that surprising!?

[nullificates]

that the stick can change sizes? yes!

[ticket218]

I can always take it back, you know.

[nullificates]

nope. can't.

[ticket218]

Says who?

[nullificates]

my stick!

[ticket218]

[ ///// ]

Thought you said you couldn't trade places.

[nullificates]

i do what i want!

[ticket218]

And what, exactly, is it you want?

[nullificates]

who knows? i am very mysterious, after all.

[ticket218]

That, I won't argue with.

[nullificates]

find it in your heart for patience, sig-kun!

[ticket218]

For you? That's a rather big ask.

[nullificates]

do i even make any other type of ask after all!

[ticket218]

Mm, that is a good point. Maybe one day you'll set your sights a little smaller.

[nullificates]

wow terrible for context

not interested in smaller

thanks

[ticket218]

[ Indignant lil shoulder smack. ]

[nullificates]

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