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[baldrshand]

IC testimonials!

HOW TO PLAY:

STEP ONE: Post a top-level for your character!
STEP TWO: Tag around and provide IC testimonials to other characters! Feel free to sign them as ~anonymous~ or not, in the case that your character doesn't want to own up to their Shakespearean description of "a grade-A dick" or "MILF MILF MILF".
STEP THREE: HAVE FUN!!!
BONUS: Bonus points if you can link to actual IC gossip that your characters have been doing about others -- we all know it's out there!

Comments

cw drugs

[(Anonymous)]

veeeeeeeeeery cute, grumpy, has horrible taste in men. could have a better haircut, but it somehow fits. i will drug you

you need 12 breaks and a half!

[ticket218]

Oh no you will not.

[(Anonymous)]

the stick in ur butt is not something i can compensate........................... im sorry sig....................................................... i am not THAT big

[ticket218]

I don't think not wanting to be drugged is evidence of a stick up my ass. In fact it's something quite normal.

[(Anonymous)]

everything else is due toooooooooooooo..............

[ticket218]

What, everything else you listed?

Well I was born with this haircut, for one.

[nullificates]

you could go along with me at least 5% more.

[ticket218]

I am not yes-anding you on that.

[nullificates]

on anything at all!!!

see, im not big enough to trade places with the stick...

[ticket218]

[ /// ]

Oh stop it, there is no stick!

[nullificates]

prove it.

[ticket218]

The burden of proof is on you.

[nullificates]

the stick grew 1 cm.

[ticket218]

[ HUFF ]

Now you're the one not playing along.

[nullificates]

were you flirting

WAS THIS FLIRTING? THE STICK DIMINISHES!!!

[ticket218]

Is it really that surprising!?

[nullificates]

that the stick can change sizes? yes!

[ticket218]

I can always take it back, you know.

[nullificates]

nope. can't.

[ticket218]

Says who?

[nullificates]

my stick!

[ticket218]

[ ///// ]

Thought you said you couldn't trade places.

[nullificates]

i do what i want!

[ticket218]

And what, exactly, is it you want?

[nullificates]

who knows? i am very mysterious, after all.