tfln - aldrip edition!!

[expiationmods]

Text From Last Night, Aldrip version!

- EDIT: this meme is open to everyone who's interested in the game and wanting to see how their character would mingle with the current cast.

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Sigma | Bungo Stray Dogs

[ticket218]

1. You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
2. I'm currently unavailable. Leave a message since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining people's lives.
3. My deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
4. He just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
5. [ Choose your own adventure ]

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[nullificates]

ꃋᴖꃋ

[ticket218]

That isn't a productive message.

[nullificates]

and i'm not ruining a life! i'm bettering it!

[ticket218]

That's honestly debatable.

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[beshackled]

I know not what shitfaced means, but if knows not who you are I do not think it would be wise.

[ticket218]

He's drunk out of his mind is what it means.

[beshackled]

In that case, definitely do not do it. Creation magicks oft have unexpected results when the mind is distracted.

[ticket218]

I'll keep that in mind, but I don't think that's how he meant to go about it.

[beshackled]

[.....wait a momemt.]

Oh.

Pray do not do so unless you are willing to be the caretaker. I have my doubts as to whether he would be up to the task.

[ticket218]

I'm fairly certain we couldn't make a baby that way either. He just seemed to think that was a good enough line to woo me into the first step of the process.

Trust me, I wouldn't willingly put a baby through that. I have no idea what I'd do with one.

[beshackled]

[Sweet thoughtful soul he will silently thank you from the bottom of his inner emotionally neglected child's heart.]

'Tis somewhat sobering that even I can think of more heartfelt sentiments.