tfln - aldrip edition

[invinciblemikey]

Whatever happened to the charms, no one can tell. All that is known is that messages and holograms are misfiring, secrets are exposed, and your last night is on blast, for all to hear and read. Careful with what you send...

ooc note:
> they are voice-to-text, as per the rules of the charm network!
> misfires are ok.
> these can be game canon if you decide so, but they don't have to be, that's optional. talk to the players if you want to make them canon!
> not applicable for ac.

here's the handy tfln link! you know what to do. ♥

Comments

peter quill | gotg 2021

[starguy]

1. i don't need to tell EVERYONE that i sleep with a llama stuffie, one person is bad enough

2. maybe if i had played rick astley loud enough the dragon would have showed

3. i need a drink or a grift and i'm good on the drink, actually. if anybody wants to get scammed hit me up

4. i've hit the point where i miss when my friends would steal my toothbrush and use it to clean things a toothbrush should never see. this is rock bottom.

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[nullificates]

lets get you five grifts. whatever that is!

[starguy]

you know!!! grifts! scams! i miss robbing people

BAD people! i miss robbing bad people. i've made it sooo far but i miss it. that was like 90% of my jobs growing up!

[nullificates]

something about you tells me you're not good at scamming, kuriru.

[starguy]

[ Ouch. ]

that's because you haven't known me for long!!
i used to be really good at it
i ran scams with the ravagers all the time
i make a really great distraction

[nullificates]

okay. scam me.

[starguy]

well, you already know me

the best scams work on new people

i'd walk up to you and acts stupid, then convince you to bet with me over something that i'm CLEARLY terrible at
only to turn around and oops! i'm actually a genius

[nullificates]

oh, what a wonderful idea! i would never have thought about that.

(pffffffffft)

[starguy]

right!!!!!!!! that's how it goes in theory
you can change the pieces around but the main part is that i'm really good at acting stupid
and people allllways wanna underestimate the dumb humie who won't shut up about music

[ he's riding high on cheap beer yet somehow everything still flies over his head ]

[nullificates]

woooooooooooah

you must have made so much money kuriru!!!!

(he's lowkey calling you st00pid but alas...)

[starguy]

[ That's ok, his friends call him stupid a lot...... he doesn't even get it ]

you bet i did!!!!
back on the ravagers, i was one of their top guys

it was a lot easier to run scams back then with a big crew
i wasn't the captain so my share didn't come up to much though

[nullificates]

sounds important anyway peter!!! i wanna be just like you when i grow up!!!!!

1/2

[starguy]

thank you!!!!!!!!!

[starguy]

wait a minute

you're being facetious aren't you

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[incessantness]

I can sew you a different stuffie to sleep with, I don't know what a llama is?

[starguy]

[ See, Fushi would never use this information for evil! ]

can you sew? i want a dog!!!

the llama is ok it just makes me miss home
we had a llama named kammy who lived on the ship and ate cables and fought with rocket all the time
she's like a sheep but with a long neck and she's purple

[incessantness]

I can sew, clean, work fields, and cook! I learned very well when I was learning to speak!

Peter, I never understand you... I can try to make a doll like that too? I don't think it'll be very good...

[starguy]

that's awesome!! i can sew like patching stuff up, and i can work a grill but like that's it

i can show you kammy if you want to compare!
this one looks just like her, just way smaller and cuter

[incessantness]

Do you want me to teach you?

Aah, sure! Then maybe I can make smaller ones! For company!

[starguy]

dude that would be awesome!!!! to both things. well, sewing i'm not so good at. and i'm kind of okay at cooking. but i wanna learn!

yeah!!! oh man that'd be super cute
kammy and her llama legion

haha
llama legion

i have a friend who talks in alliteration have i ever told you about him?

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[fatalism]

maybe the dragon preferred classical music

[starguy]

ugh you're probably right...
a dragon with scut taste would be exactly the kind of dragon i'd end up stuck with

[fatalism]

what do they eat anyway?

[starguy]

animals i guess?
they'd eat hella animals

actually if he was around here wouldn't people have like
missing crops and cows and stuff?
a dragon's turf is usually pretty barren cause they eat everything

[fatalism]

i don't know, i've never had the pleasure of seeing a dragon back home

[ ...liar liar ]