tfln - aldrip edition

[invinciblemikey]

Whatever happened to the charms, no one can tell. All that is known is that messages and holograms are misfiring, secrets are exposed, and your last night is on blast, for all to hear and read. Careful with what you send...

ooc note:
> they are voice-to-text, as per the rules of the charm network!
> misfires are ok.
> these can be game canon if you decide so, but they don't have to be, that's optional. talk to the players if you want to make them canon!
> not applicable for ac.

here's the handy tfln link! you know what to do. ♥

Comments

dazai osamu | bungo stray dogs

[nullificates]

i. i can't. i drank 10 years off my life last night. i need to reevaluate.

ii. bet you 5 coins you can't guess were i woke up this morning, fufufufufufufu!

iii. listen, it's fine. the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle-aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.

iv. i think im in love! she was saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to herself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!" i'm gonna start drawing the wanted posters!

v. i'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. not concerned enough to do anything about it. hope you're alive. goodnight!

fushi | to your eternity

[incessantness]

i. Do you think I can follow the fishermen and tell them which fishes are nice? So they'll put them back?

ii. Apparently, people don't tend too kindly to when I show up and start rubbing things on my face. I'll be more mindful...

iii. I started out without even understanding how food works. I can figure out the Washer Machine.

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[fatalism]

only ten? go for twenty at least next time

[nullificates]

no bet can't opine

i'm broke, you know!

[fatalism]

oh that's easily fixed

[nullificates]

you're gonna bet right?

[fatalism]

against you.

[nullificates]

i don't think you understand the game.

[fatalism]

it's not a drinking game? drink ten years off your life win a prize?

[nullificates]

only if you participate too. each 10 years off, i'll drink 5 more minutes.

[fatalism]

i thought you wanted a challenge

[nullificates]

aren't russians very into vodka?

[fatalism]

yes, but i am also anemic.


and getting drunk with you could be a disaster.

[nullificates]

terrorism is ok but drinking is too much...

you think?! a DISASTER?!

[fatalism]

terrorism is an acceptable sin, drinking is just self-indulgence.

no self-control and our brains in the same room? what do you think would happen?

[nullificates]

nono i think you got the order wrong!

wow you think i wouldn't have self-control?!

[fatalism]

oh, if i did my apologies.

it is one of life's certainties.

[nullificates]

:)

you should have paid more attention

[fatalism]

to what exactly? your inability to stop drinking, smoking and being a nuisance?

[ ...fyodor you pay dazai way too much attention ]

[nullificates]

for your information, i don't smoke that much.

ah, i suppose i should spend more time with you then. 9 months in a little box were definitely not enough.

[fatalism]

very well, if you say so. what other vices are you indulging in?

adorable how you think spending more time will actually deter me from some nefarious plan.

[nullificates]

have you not figured out my crime yet? i thought better of you.

i'm super duper ultra cute.

peter quill | gotg 2021

[starguy]

1. i don't need to tell EVERYONE that i sleep with a llama stuffie, one person is bad enough

2. maybe if i had played rick astley loud enough the dragon would have showed

3. i need a drink or a grift and i'm good on the drink, actually. if anybody wants to get scammed hit me up

4. i've hit the point where i miss when my friends would steal my toothbrush and use it to clean things a toothbrush should never see. this is rock bottom.

[fatalism]

i had considered alcoholism but... doesn't ring true enough.

your face is quite alright to look at

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[starguy]

i'll back you up on the fish thing, i only wanna eat fish that are jerks and have it coming