the return of the ic anon meme

[expiationmods]

The old classic returns to brighten everyone's weekend:

IC Anon Meme
- Post ICly as your character, but anonymous! Drama and shenanigans ensue.
- Post categories like who's hot, who has the best hair, who you want to throw hands with 14 year old?
- Optional: Post a blank top-level for your character, receive IC anon comments about them!
- Whatever your character's heart desires!
- Spill the T, gossip, let the drama roll!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I want to make friends, but people make me nervous. Do you have any advice?

[opheliac]

Before I answer that question, how old are you? Because the answer depends on if you're a squirt or an old fart.

[(Anonymous)]

I think we're close to the same age.

[opheliac]

Okay. This is my "How to make one-hundred percent friends without fail" advice!! Totally Jinx proof.

The first thing you do is tackle this problem with baby steps. Start socializing through the broadcast. Write to other people for a short while.

Writing gives you time to think about what you wanna say, delete then write again if you think your first go round doesn't sound right. AND!! Doing it this way? You don't have to worry about seeing their faces or hearing their voice. Just you and words. Double points because you're learning about them and vice versa with you.

When you've outgrown that, start calling them. Let them hear that beautiful voice of yours! Don't feel nervous if they wanna do a video call and you stick to voice, no one really gives that much of crap if the other isn't matching them. And get this?? You're STILL making friends while you're upgrading.

You're prrooobably gonna ask me what the hell do you even talk about? Start off with your interest, what you like, what you hate! Talking about where your from is a good start. We're from different timelines, universes, and junk. And these dopes are naturally curious. Kinda like baby kittens. Then when you're ready, show yourself! Let that bright eyes shine and melt the skin off of faces.

— Last but not least? Meetups!! If you're my age, that club building is a good spot. We've got a "Teens only" area, and there's an arcade, cooking class, science junk, blahblahblah, stuff stuff.

Follow this fool proof plan, and you're a shoo-in. Any questions?