1. You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice. 2. I'm currently unavailable. Leave a message since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining people's lives. 3. My deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block. 4. He just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced so I'm not sure if he knows who I am. 5. [ Choose your own adventure ]
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2. I'm currently unavailable. Leave a message since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining people's lives.
3. My deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
4. He just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
5. [ Choose your own adventure ]