IC ANON MEME

[scythedance]

💻 Post ICly as your character, but anonymous! Drama and shenanigans ensue.

💻 Post categories like who's hot, who has the best hair, who you want to fight behind the Void Denny's etc.

💻 Optional: Post a blank top-level (logged in) for your character, receive IC anon comments about them!

💻 Have fun, and have IC drama only - OOC drama and hate absolutely not allowed!

Comments

[expi]

Which was?

[(Anonymous)]

Treating us like pests for asking reasonable questions.

[expi]

[Groan!]

And? Look, we are just doing our job here. Complain to higher ups, Karen.

[(Anonymous)]

Who even is a fairy's higher up?

[expi]

[Wide grin.]

We can always take you there.

[(Anonymous)]

...Is that an offer or a threat?

[expi]

It depends!

How curious are you about the other side?

[(Anonymous)]

That depends on what "the other side" means in this context?

[expi]

Aren't you curious little Alice.

Alright, reveal yourself and I'll show you.

[(Anonymous)]

...Before I do, can we confirm there's no hard feelings about the initial complaint?

[expi]

Have you ever heard of a fairy holding a grudge?

[(Anonymous)]

I hadn't heard of a lot of things about fairies before coming here.

[expi]

And still you hold such a prejudice against us. Tsk, tsk. No wonder you all tend to get obligated.

[(Anonymous)]

Not all fairies! Some of you are very lovely company.

...I think you're the only one I've had any problems with, actually.

[expi]

And you still wonder why we don't like you guys.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, I do! Because it's just you!!

[expi]

Look, I don't get paid enough to deal with child's temper tantrum. It's not like we don't come yell at you at your job.

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[ticket218]

I'm not a child, you're just not making any sense!

[ticket218]

...Ah.

[expi]

[all according to keikaku]

Are you not?

[ticket218]

[ h u f f ]

No. I'm not.

[expi]

Which definitions of an adult apply to you?

[ticket218]

That I'm fully grown, of course.

[expi]

Ah, I see.

So it's the physical appearance that matters the most to humans.

[ticket218]

Have you ever had an intelligent conversation with a child?