The last thing anyone needs is you as a wingman.

[And Dazai now has to deal with Chuuya bonking his head with the heel of his foot for using his leg to muffle that laughter. Weirdo!]

Feel free to fuck however many unfortunate women you like in a bar bathroom, but if you really want this plan of yours to work, you will not be fucking over my ability to sleep with your inability to keep it in your pants!