[He chews and swallows, but nothing will hide that smirk on his lips before he responds.]

Looking forward to the ass kicking I'd give you, eh? Only proving my point.

[And Chuuya knows at least somewhat that if Dazai wanted to, he'd be able to cook well. It's just that Dazai generally doesn't want to, and for the sake of all involved, well--]

Tch, might as well. I don't trust your cooking, and I sure as hell don't trust the rat and his clown. Any of you might get 'bored' and put something weird in food for fun. So if it's cooking dinner every night versus potential food poisoning...

[There's no real choice there.]