Di-di-ding! So, therefore, not personal! Ah, ah. If I took things personally as much as you do, I'd have a sniper ready for you right now!
(because remember, fyodor, SOMEONE has done that. someone. he'll offer an arm, it's up to fyodor to take it or not. if he doesn't, all dazai will do is return to his humming and pebble-skipping, no hard feelings - but if he does, he'll smile, possibly a docile hint of genuine concealed in the corners of his mouth.)
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(because remember, fyodor, SOMEONE has done that. someone. he'll offer an arm, it's up to fyodor to take it or not. if he doesn't, all dazai will do is return to his humming and pebble-skipping, no hard feelings - but if he does, he'll smile, possibly a docile hint of genuine concealed in the corners of his mouth.)