[ he's surrounded by foolish, sinful people but at least this person just seems foolish so far. he'll take what he can get at this point in this place. ]

Do you have a weapon to deal with anything that might come running and try to maul us? I will be the first to tell you that I am not a wildlife expert, so if something akin to a bear or moose or lion comes, I'll die.

[ ...is he being dramatic? absolutely, he has to match the yelling from before in his own way. ]