[His eyebrows raise, and he chuckles.] I guess I could adjust to river-washing, it'd make for a nice regression into Ye Olde Days of Yore.

[He glances to the rug, and nods.] I was gonna ask, sometimes they can't be washed but if it's washable I'll absolutely do that. Otherwise I'm sure I can find a futon tataki to smack it with. [He extracts his glasses from the pile and puts them back on his face, having washed and dried them, as well.]