[He’s still pretty flammable even when he’s not partially breaded, and even moreso has a tendency to startle others with actually being pretty handsome when he’s not being a huge doofus with his giant-framed glasses. He wears Dazai’s clothing well enough, similarly-framed, and has his own wrapped up in the rug to carefully minimize flour transfer when he pads back out into the hall.]

Osamu Dazai-san. I’ll remember that. Is there a laundry facility around here? I’ve got a little bit of money from selling rocks.