[He can't just tell Morph what the real problem is, he just can't. They lack the cultural context to even just begin scratching on the tip of the iceberg that is understanding what being Douman Ashiya in Japan is. Hells, there isn't even any usable comparison to make from their own culture that Douman can think of!]

Spare me the platitudes. Look, I's not saying that I'm ugly -- somebody once even called me a hunk, though I had to look up what that means -- but I'm also not... Look, would any sane person of your world date that Magneto of yours??

[That's not even close to comparing well, but hell, maybe if he can wing it from them considering that idea absurd to something that could remotely relate to the him-]