1. When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue. 2. Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine? 3. Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that 4. I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint. 5. It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go. 6. Wildcard!
Magneto | X-Men (movies) | OTA
2. Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
3. Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
4. I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
5. It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
6. Wildcard!