a. ok what is it with u and NOT stocking ur fridge whenever i break in?
b. so what if i tied the bozo who was hitting on u to a tree and left him in the forest to starve. dont u have a sense of humor?
c. whats ur least favorite thing in the whole world?
d. hey, if theres a stuffed shark in ur bathtub, leave him alone. hes trying to unwind. he had a rough night.
e. (misfire/nsfw) who's in charge tonight, u or me? should we ask someone to pick a number between 1 and 10 from our list then go from there? ㅇㅅㅇ
f. the locals are such dimwits! i overprice this chick for some honey fruit and she didnt even question it!! what a sucker.
g. want see me do target practice with some crows?
h. (text her)