Of course not! I mean, I do look like this a lot. But really I'm--
[Well, he can't say human. That's... not right. Now that he remembers, trying to explain what he is would be... extremely complicated. Um.]
...Well sometimes I can stand on two legs! And, you know, hold things. But in this form everyone treats me like a cat. Do you know what it's like to be starving and only get the slop they call cat food?
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[Well, he can't say human. That's... not right. Now that he remembers, trying to explain what he is would be... extremely complicated. Um.]
...Well sometimes I can stand on two legs! And, you know, hold things. But in this form everyone treats me like a cat. Do you know what it's like to be starving and only get the slop they call cat food?
[He's kidding. The canned stuff is pretty good.]