I couldn't tell. It might get you into trouble, you know.
[ It's difficult not to smirk when he admits it so openly. The thinly-veiled threat feels like a nice addition for some reason. ]
It's the worst plan imaginable, actually. Maybe that's why it's so popular, too.
[ If she's learned anything about humans it's that they're the least logical existence in the whole universe. But instead of boring Claude with her thoughts on human nature, Sooyoung thinks of what kind of a story she could tell him. ]
Love story for a love story is a fair deal, don't you think? This one's very popular where I come from and all the children know it. It's called "The Fairy and the Woodcutter".
[ She clears her throat theatrically before telling the story. ]
There once was a poor woodcutter who lived with his mother. One day, he helped a wounded deer escape from hunters. As a show of gratitude, the deer informed the woodcutter of a nearby pond where fairies came down from the heavens to bathe every month. The deer pointed out that the woodcutter would be able to marry one of the fairies by hiding the fairy's winged clothing—her only means of flight. He could then come to the rescue of the stranded fairy. There was only one condition: everything was to be kept secret from his wife until they had at least three children. With these instructions, the woodcutter was successful in taking a fairy as his wife, and they had two children together. Content and happy, the woodcutter now felt comfortable enough to prematurely come clean. He showed his wife the winged clothing. Upon seeing her wings again, the wife could not help but feel a pang of yearning for home. She decided to return to the heavens, taking the children with her.
With this unexpected turn of events, the woodcutter was highly distraught and once again turned to the help of the deer. This time, the resourceful deer presented the woodcutter with magic beans that would allow him to reach the heavens by way of a very long beanstalk. The overjoyed woodcutter reunited with his wife. As time went by, the woodcutter began to worry about his mother, whom he had left behind on earth. The wife, who understood the woodcutter's feelings, provided him with a winged horse that would safely take him down to earth and back. The wife also warned the woodcutter never to get off the horse at any point.
During the trip, however, the woodcutter spilled his mother's hot porridge on the horse's back, and as the startled horse reared up on its legs, he was knocked off its back. The winged horse flew back to the heavens, leaving the hapless woodcutter behind. The woodcutter was never to return to the heavens again. Sad and alone, he later turned into a rooster that crows its grief to the skies.
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[ It's difficult not to smirk when he admits it so openly. The thinly-veiled threat feels like a nice addition for some reason. ]
It's the worst plan imaginable, actually. Maybe that's why it's so popular, too.
[ If she's learned anything about humans it's that they're the least logical existence in the whole universe. But instead of boring Claude with her thoughts on human nature, Sooyoung thinks of what kind of a story she could tell him. ]
Love story for a love story is a fair deal, don't you think? This one's very popular where I come from and all the children know it. It's called "The Fairy and the Woodcutter".
[ She clears her throat theatrically before telling the story. ]
There once was a poor woodcutter who lived with his mother. One day, he helped a wounded deer escape from hunters. As a show of gratitude, the deer informed the woodcutter of a nearby pond where fairies came down from the heavens to bathe every month. The deer pointed out that the woodcutter would be able to marry one of the fairies by hiding the fairy's winged clothing—her only means of flight. He could then come to the rescue of the stranded fairy. There was only one condition: everything was to be kept secret from his wife until they had at least three children. With these instructions, the woodcutter was successful in taking a fairy as his wife, and they had two children together. Content and happy, the woodcutter now felt comfortable enough to prematurely come clean. He showed his wife the winged clothing. Upon seeing her wings again, the wife could not help but feel a pang of yearning for home. She decided to return to the heavens, taking the children with her.
With this unexpected turn of events, the woodcutter was highly distraught and once again turned to the help of the deer. This time, the resourceful deer presented the woodcutter with magic beans that would allow him to reach the heavens by way of a very long beanstalk. The overjoyed woodcutter reunited with his wife. As time went by, the woodcutter began to worry about his mother, whom he had left behind on earth. The wife, who understood the woodcutter's feelings, provided him with a winged horse that would safely take him down to earth and back. The wife also warned the woodcutter never to get off the horse at any point.
During the trip, however, the woodcutter spilled his mother's hot porridge on the horse's back, and as the startled horse reared up on its legs, he was knocked off its back. The winged horse flew back to the heavens, leaving the hapless woodcutter behind. The woodcutter was never to return to the heavens again. Sad and alone, he later turned into a rooster that crows its grief to the skies.