[It was there all along, just buried under deep uneasiness that this tablet brings.]

Greatest pleasure. [No his people aren't Tealeaves, even he isn't a Tealeaf, but it's a long, convoluted story that's perhaps better shared with drinks to keep it all down. Also, right now, he's more interested in the voices he's been hearing because he's a foot away from thinking he went nuts.]

In between the hissing and screeching [he means the static] I could hear people I know having normal conversation. Aside from that, nothing. I came out to see if maybe changing the distance will make it better. If I walk around perhaps...