Nothing we can do about it, maybe, but we can complain. Dunno about you, but I sure don't want to be stuck here.

[ Right next to the cat and dog he draws a circle, with evil eyes and a toothy smile inside. ]

Like this. [ a-hem ] "This sucks! Big, powerful whatevers doing the kidnapping still makes it kidnapping! Put me the hell back where I came from!!"

[ And as he projects to the heavens, he violently scribbles out the nefarious doodle-face, presumably defeating it. Or, damaging it. It's all symbolic and he's drunk, it's fine. ]

See? Now you try.