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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote in [community profile] expiationmeme 2023-06-26 01:04 am (UTC)

nsfw this is so horrible im so sorry

[He watches Shinichi with a fairly neutral expression, primarily keeping watch in case he kid faints or whatever. For the most part, the physical reaction the other teenager is having appears to be heavily rooted in a visceral emotional response, which isn't really Rex's bag, although he will step in if Shinichi begins to end up hurting himself.

What strikes Rex as particularly bizarre is the expression of empathy. He's a superhero with a vocabulary that largely consists of cuss-words and quippy insults, so out of all the members of the former Teen Team and now the new Guardians, he'd be the last to speak to a civilian for several legal and publicity-related reasons. Still, after trolling online message-boards and clickbait-y articles, Rex doesn't get the sense that most regular people are grateful for superheroes at all, having never have had to put themselves in that kind of danger in the first place.

It's pretty damn weird- He had, especially starting out, hoped for more testimonials like this. More expressions of gratitude and sympathy were the key to feeling good about this god-forsaken gig, or so he had thought.

Now, instead of warmth, instead of wholeness, he simply feels a blip of a faintly fuzzy tickle, and then...

Well, nothing.
]

Eh!

[Rex shrugs in response, his face hardly moving save for a quick wrinkling of his forever-broken nose.]

Chances are, you aren't.

You just haven't found the rest of 'em yet.

[The others who feel the same way.]

Lemme guess- It's somehow related to an invasion of the Body-part-

[Here, he clenches and unclenches the fingers of his own right hand, gesturing with his gloved palm now facing Shinichi.]

Snatchers?

[And then, even though this is totally HORRIBLE and UNNECESSARY and I AM SORRY-]

Look on the bright side, dude! At least your weirdo friend here only went for your hand! Can you imagine if you had that freaky little eyeball peepin' outta your butthole? [i'm surprised he didn't say penis but(t) somehow this image is even more cursed]

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