Someone dumped a drink on you out of nowhere? Fascinating. And what do you mean effects I--

[ Finger-combing through his hair as he talks, he can at least tell it's something that should wash out easy, which is good. Something that takes a second is finding what's normally just hair on one side but is...much fuzzier. And actually seems to have nerve endings??

He notices when the upright ear swivels forward this time, grabbing at both of the things to try and confirm they're there, and attached. Congratulations, Sigma, they are! ]

What did you throw on me!?