Says the guy whose hand has got a literal mind of its own.

[Rex would be more irritated if he wasn't already well aware of the fact that several dimensions can exist simultaneously, and while the metaphysical particulars that explain this phenomenon have never of interest to him, he's already made his peace with the fact.

That doesn't mean he still isn't going to be as spiteful as possible.]

He could even French kiss somebody before you do! He probably already has.

[There's a lot of assumptions being thrown around here, wow...]

So your world doesn't have superheroes, but somehow you've still got "Wikipedia?" Hate to break it to you, bud!

[Unfortunately, the faux-friendly dialogue is very clearly only intended for Migi, it's almost as though Shinichi's actual head has ceased to exist...]

But that website isn't really known for being the most reliable source.

So, uh, no!

[Technically, not all superheroes have special abilities.]

But I sure do.