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rex splode's pathetic lil load 💣🔥 ([personal profile] himbomb) wrote in [community profile] expiationmeme 2023-06-02 06:48 pm (UTC)

[Rex flashes the pair a lop-sided, toothy smile, revealing rows of perfectly white teeth. In all fairness, they've been knocked out and put back in so many times, he couldn't tell you which (if any) were a part of the original set.

The young Guardian is excited by two things about the duo- Something about Shinichi's fear makes him feel both alive and so very superior, and Migi? Well, he's just a fucking hoot. It's obvious by the way Rex addresses the alien that he has far more respect for him than the human whose body he's currently hijacked.
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Nah!

You're more of a cocky little shit than a dickhead, my freaky friend. But, then again? Most brainy types are.

[Despite the onslaught of insults, Rex is clearly delighted. He too is intrigued by this conversation, as it's a lot more interesting than thinking about the relationship he so recently ruined as a result of his own poor decision-making.]

Physiologically superior, huh? Then why do you need this guy? You basically said he's a useless turd just a few shakes back. A, uh-whuh, a "simple-minded peon," to put it in terms closer to yours, but I'm assuming you can't get by without him, am I right?

[On a day to day basis, it could safely be said that Rex does a little thinking as possible, mostly because he's lazy and would rather indulge in more hedonistic vices than use his brain. Unfortunately, that makes him even more deceptively non-threatening- When he puts his mind to it and actively pays attention, he's actually quite quick-witted.]

And no matter how smart you are, a body like that and a lily-livered conscience of that... That fragility?

It's a major liability.

And also? You're fugly.

[poor migi!!!]

That's at least two whoppin' design flaws, but, hey.

We can't all be winners, right?

[Here comes another horrible snicker.]

Can you even get off by yourself, little guy? Or do you have to use this bonehead's shoddy set of equipment?

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