[The concept of portals, or wormholes, sort of becomes old hat after you've had your fair share of interdimensional alien invasions, but this is the first time Rex finds himself on the other side of that particular situation, and he's clearly not doing well processing any of said information. Thankfully, this seems a little too far-fetched to be the result of some supervillain's contrived plot, and seeing as he's an unruly bastard with the alias Rex Splode, it'd be a little strange for someone to kidnap one of the multiverse's least likable superheroes when they could've done ganked literally anyone else.]

Adultery?! You've gotta be fucking kiddin' me. We weren't even married!

[He yells to nobody in particular, flicking a piece parchment with his fingers a little ways off from where Shinichi stands.]

You have oooone insanely ill-advised triplet gangbang, and suddenly everything else you've ever done goes out the window. Like, what about all the times I kept the city of Chicago from oooh, I dunno, being burnt to the ground?!

[There's a number of things that could've caught the little parasite's gaze, whether it be the supersuit in obnoxiously neon hues or the raspy voice. Honestly, it's a surprise that the crime listed wasn't "noise pollution." Either way, he wouldn't have been able to survive the business of breaking heads for this long if he didn't have a keen sense of perception, so immediately, he catches sight of the glaring palm from the corner of his eye, scowling in the mousier boy's direction.]

Did that thing just fucking wink at me?